How To Please A Nigerian Man/Boyfriend

     Hmmmm, this is a very serious problem oo ahh not that Nigerian Men have wahala oh!*before my boyfriend would read this and be asking me baby did we fight? no we didnt! ehnnn so back to the koko,its not like these men are hard to please... put please any lady that finds herself with a 9ja Bros you need this! SIDECHIC, MAINCHIC open ya eyes and ears!

       First he wants you to be humble:when he talks,advices,or gives an instruction he wants you to listen and not complain!kneel and greet him.

       Secondly my darlings forget that "i love you whether you are thin or fat" isssalie! dont add weight ooh! if he met you a size 0 he expects that you drop to a size -2 if possible! girllls dont add weight oo!.

      Thirdly, he wants you to look sexy everytime!!!! cmon babigiiirlls this guy has told all his hommies,his goons about you and you wanyt to appear like you just rolled out of bed? are you mad? the next time they hang out without you they would organise a hot sexy chic....you just be there looking mscheww. Be Sexy! they love when other guys are checking you out....i dunno why ask your boyfriend/husband.

       Number 4 Ahhh Nigerian Boys love a girl that can Pray!!!! he wants a religious babe..he wants to know that friday night like this you are at redemption camp praying for his hustle. i dunno why ask your boyfriend/husband.

       Number 5 he wants you to have Brain! my dear get yourself some education,he wants to take you out to chill with his friends and you sound smart...he wants you to know a bit of everything ooh minus Football we girls never sound right when it comes to football lool. i dunno why ask yourself
    I love my Nigerian Men *chopkiss*

OLU MAINTAIN IN BRAZIL-Ayekaye.video MUSTWATCH

Olu In Brazil is Olu Maintain’s follow up single to video,song Enuff Effizi. O.i.B (Olu In Brazil) was shot in the beautiful islands and villas of Brazil*sigh* cant i jaiye too in brazil hmm oga olu would be tensioning a girl mschewww* it was directed by Directed by GIOVANNii – Vivendi & Dj TEE 

Mr.Olu just gave his fellow Nigerian Musicians HOMEWERRRKKK. He has been so consistent with everything the video quality,the beat,the girrrlllllssss yes i said it! they were hot!And it looks like our Bros spent Maaaannniiieee.... ooh well!!! wahefa abi? but the dyed hair tho! odi egwu!

its the kinda song you hear and you be shaking your body! oya see them pictures: 

 watch the video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DHns3pnkEGs
                                                                      *chopkiss*

Why do EX Boyfriends POP UP out of the BLUES?

 Am sure every girl would have experienced this at least 10 times.....at least ooh #POPUPEX's

        You are busy with your new blissful life and then this guy/guys from the past decides to holla,or check on you....yeah to see if your grave is all dejected and has weed growing out of every corners abi? oh boy keep your hollering biko...mschewww #amnotangryiswear lol
       T #notlikeihaveoneofthosesha....lol they still holla ooh boiz beht why? why? This is more than just checking on you.....don't be deceived it is a flat out boooottyyyy call. If you love Booty Calls please stop reading here...#shammmeeeeee

    These Random pop ups are not only for the guys that dump you ooh...even the ones you warned threatened,jilted,cheated on,broke his heart

   You my other girlfriend, yes you that is thinking ooh what if he really missed what if he has changed what if he is just really checking on me....*sigh* how do i begin STOP WHAT IF'ING!!!!!thank him for the call nicely...okay here are reasons to:

    DO IT FOR YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND abi ? without this guy would you be smiling and be looking so radiant? because this #boomerang-lover is sad you are glowing without him. Plus this love is new, give it a chance!
     REMEMBER WHY YOU BROKE UP IN THE FIRST PLACE, whatever it was it was probably valid reason Stick to it,Forgive but never Forget.
    He probably just remembered how good,nice,sweet,loyal you were sweetheart that is his problem not yours...move on advice him to too he obviously hasnt learnt to #dontteachhim #lethimgoogle.
    baby gehl it is veryy normal don't give it an extra thought..because these boys they have your mumu button you garru be wise suggaar.
                                        *chopkiss*

WOW MERCY AIGBE IS SLAYING!!!!!!!

Popular nollywood actress,Mom Mercy Aigbe is kinna hot at the moment.... Erry1 is been talking,blogging and hating sef! mscheww
I saw the picture me sef #respect that whole worn out denim lool shee slaaaaayyyyed! And she was just on set oh! 

       But she has been slaying since now.... She's most definitely a style icon
See these pictures:

CHIOMA CHUKWUKA AKPOTHA HARRASSED BY NIGERIAN POLICE.

           Chioma posted a video and tweeted of her alleged harassment by the Nigerian police-Enugu state.She claimed she was attacked and that the policeman got his gun ready to discharge.

.  the video
       okay waaat???? i didnt see any form of harrasment from the video sha ooo! all i heard waaazzz "Onyeka jesus is lord!!! Ha pu ya oya search ya" lol
  calm down aunty its just stop and search na!
    

Who is threatening Cossy Orjiakor?

Cossy took to Twitter to lament over an ugly tenant living in her 'Playgirl mansion' somewhere in lekki.
   She is loosing sleep over the matter,and seems to have reported the matter to the police and even the Baale.
She has posted a picture of the Face behind the threats sef..Mr Akapo Olushola Gerrard.
  See her tweet and pics:

but would this guy try this nonsense if it was Genevieve Nnajis house?

Simi Osomo Disinvites her friends from her Wedding

She wrote “I’m emailing in regards to my bachelorette party in Vegas. I communicated with you on different occasions beforehand and at no point did you tell me you couldn't make it or at least mention your reasons for not
showing up.

    “Titi spent a lot of time, effort and money planning the Vegas trip, with a lot on the itinerary already paid for, but you couldn't be considerate enough to respond to the final email confirming arrival dates and times saying you couldn't make it. ”
     “After careful thought of your actions towards me, I would like to let you know formally that you are not invited to Sidney and I’s wedding. I would like to share it with the ones who truly care and support me – friends I can count on, who equally hold me in high regard. ”
      However, one of the friends responded to her spat this way: “She invited a few close female pals but she wasn't paying for accommodation or flight and most of them didn't think it was worth it.
    “It was a bachelorrette party, not a wedding and Vegas is an expensive place to visit if you didn't plan for it” she told LIB.
Dear Simi, we think it's unfair to dis-invite your friends to your wedding simply because they missed your bachelorette party...it's ridiculous and kinda childish! 
     Dr Sid and Osomo had their wedding introduction on Sunday, December 8, 2013.
   cheree...which one is 'dis-inviting' is it by force to come to America? lol *claphands* i swear i don't get it.

R-kellys Daughter turns into a Transguy

So wait hold up there is a word like transguy? Hmmm so jaya Kelly has decided she doesn't want to be a girl anymore.... Am not sure if she wants to be a boy either....abi? She wants to be a transguy na....... Not a boy not a man but a guy
  The 14year old now calls herself 'jay' and dresses like a male...well she's a fine 'guy' sha... Jaya was born in 2000 she's the second child from jaya Kelly Her mother Andrea Kelly a tv personality is said to have taken her kamu she has accepted the behaviour.... And as for R-kelly well he hasn't  commented on the matter....we will be waiting.

#femalefeature

     I love to see a strong woman give a 100% at what she does
     I don't care if you are stepping out of fire and brimstone... Even if you are please don't wear it on your head mscheww.

     I love when a female can step out heads high shoulder high heels high standards mega high and she's dominating everything dont you like it?
    And TENNY KASHAAM.....aka tennycoco Freelance MUA,beauty consultant CEO Beauty byTC does it for me everytime.Shes my leading lady for the week and also my first feature on #femalefeature

    I looooovvvve her makeup oh my!
She always makes sure that you wear that billion dollar face! even if your face woorwoh.....darris magic lol

    Oya check out her instagram page @tennycoco, and her blog makeupbytennycoco.wordpress.com and tell me what you think.

#chopkiss.*mwauhh*

                        

Toke moments #roundup "how to be next kim kardashian

So you all know how much i love a good laugh?
Okay my week cant just be complete without my weekly dose of Toke Makinwa's #tokemoments i lovvvvveee it!
   The vlog is for her "single sisters" she shares relationship advices every week.
    My favourite lines from last week's topic "how to be the next kim kardashian west"
      • "that girl,her brain is working...."
      • "open ya eye"
      • "ur brain has to be calculated"
      •  "leave that guy he is not your guy....he is not your kanye"
Lol here is the link to the vlog....enjoy

How to be the next Kim Kardashian West: http://youtu.be/EpPZGXCFAWY